By clicking "I AGREE" on the bottom of this page, you are making the following statements:
1. "I understand that when I gain access to this site, either by selecting to pass through this warning page, or by book marking any pages beyond this point and returning to them without reading this again, I will be exposed to visual images, opinions, adult language, descriptions of nudity, sexual situations, and mature themes, and I am voluntarily choosing to do so, because I want to view, read and/or hear the various materials which are available, for my own personal enjoyment, information and/or amusement. My choice is a manifestation of my interest in learning about one of the few living Rock ledgends - SIFF VILIS."
2. "I am requesting your materials for my own personal use in my private residence. If I am not at my private residence then I'm doing this at work because I have already looked at more porn than any human should ever be exposed to. If I'm not at home or at work, I'm at school pretending to do homework."
3. "I am not accessing this material to use against the site operator or any person whomsoever in any conceivable manner because if I do, it will prove that I AM the loser that everyone says and I really WILL be a virgin forever."
4. "I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment, which holds that free adult Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference."
5. "I realize that this site is a parody, even though it is hilarious and does refer to real people both living and dead."
Do you understand the rights that SIFF has explained to you?
Then please proceed.
